Top 6 Reasons Rubber Duck Races Suck

Since I was not in town my wife went to cheer on our duck in the annual duck race. Suffice it to say our duck lost, didn’t come in first and didn’t come in last. So what have I learned from this duck race?

6) We lost, we didn’t even place or show.
5) Rubber ducks don’t respond well to being blown about the pool by firemen with huge fans.
4) They’re all the same color, it was hell trying to keep track of ours.
3) They are numbered on the bottom-see second half of #4 above.
2) You can’t give them performance enhancing steroids. We tried, he wouldn’t swallow.
1) Did I mention we lost.

We do feel good about helping the school. It was fun and we will definitely particpate next year.

Any good race ducks for sale?